Island Fever 2 (2002) Review

Island Fever 2 (2002) DVD Cover

Today is a big day on Dirty Movie Reviews. This review will be our 100 review! That’s correct, this is number 100, and that means that we are doing something special. The special event has called us to review a movie that has Stormy Daniels in it. That’s correct, a movie that features the “it” girl right now, and that’s the president’s mistress, at least for one romp, and it features Stormy Daniels and others. The movie is called, “Island Fever 2” and it was released by Digital Playground, and was directed by Joone. This is a movie that only has a handful of actors in it, but it has an interesting locale, so why not review it for the number 100 review for this site? With that in mind, let’s take a look at the 2002 film “Island Fever 2”. The movie stars Tera Patrick, Erik Everhard, Devon, Barrett Blade, and Stormy Daniels. That’s it. Not a lot of people on this project, so let’s see how it all went down.

The movie starts with a softcore introduction of the actresses that are in this film. They are all on the beach, in the waves, and just in the wind. There’s soft, smooth jazz that plays as we see the women walking around, and looking at the camera, looking away, as the credit rolls. The director wants you to realize that they are in paradise, and you are drifting into the amazing worlds that only can be found in Hawaii, and other tropical destinations. On that note, the feature moves forward straight to the sex, and while that’s not necessarily a bad thing, I have to knock down a point for the use of sexy, jazz music. I hate smooth jazz, so that sucks up front.

The first scene starts, and it features Tera Patrick and Erik Everhard. The two start to kiss, and Everhard starts to caress Patrick’s nude body. The two look like Adam and Eve with the backdrop of a mountain side with green grass, and trees all around. The movie isn’t terrible to start, but the music takes over so that you can’t hear anything other than that. The camera work is good, going in and out of the scenario, letting you soak it all in. There’s a poetic push here, and it’s all quiet, you don’t hear the sounds of sex. Tera Patrick eventually gets down on her knees for a blow job and everything just slows down. The whole sex scene is done in near slow motion as you see an artistic side to how adult cinema can be made. If you’re looking for straight forward sex with moaning and the likes, you will not find it here. This is an erotic picture with a focus on art, and sex, not just the actual act. For that, it gets a few points. After oral, the two move into sex, and you don’t see when Everhard puts on a condom on, but he has one. The two go through several positions on the mountainside, eventually ending in stand up doggy, and then Everhard cumming on the back of Patrick. You hear nothing. You don’t hear the motions, you don’t hear the moaning, you just see the expressions, and some of the penetration, and then finally the finish, and that’s it. It’s like watching a silent film, but it has sex in it. Don’t get me wrong, this is sensual, artistic, and definitely an arthouse sex film, but you can’t hear what Patrick is saying, you can’t hear her moaning, and you can’t really get a feel for the sensuality that is on screen, as it is coupled with jazz music and that’s it. The scenery is great, but the sex? Well, it’s artsy sex, what else can I say about it? Those that are not familiar with Tera Patrick, will find that she’s quite attractive. She has an Asian look to her, tan skin, augmented breasts, and long dark hair.

We move forward to another scene, and the same smooth jazz starts. This time we see Devon nude. Devon is a thin, shaved, blonde haired woman with large breasts. She starts solo, playing for the camera, and then Barrett Blade shows up. Devon and Barrett Blade start their sex scene with a blow job that is slowed down for the camera. After she gives Blade oral, she sits on his face, and that’s where I start to notice a few problems with this scene. Yes, the two are having sex on what seems like a mountain side, with rocks and everything, but there’s obvious clipping and elements that look like a green screen! A closer examination shows off that this is done in post production, and they aren’t really on location in the same way that the first scene was. The amateur nature of some of the production work makes me laugh, as the two keep going forward with foreplay. The two start to have sex and go through a couple of positions but it doesn’t last too long before Blade has to cum, and he lets it all out in Devon’s face as per usual. She then blows him a little afterwards, and the music intensifies. This whole thing feels like it’s going in slow motion, and by the time it’s over, I’m glad that there’s something else to watch. There’s no condom to speak of here, mind you.

We see a sunset and we are taken to a desert location. Here we see Stormy Daniels enter the frame. She is nude and has a scarf that is blowing in the wind. Middle Eastern music starts and we see her in high heels and just nude. She’s tall, has dark blonde hair, long legs, augmented breasts and looks young here. She looks like a Playboy model, not a hardcore porn actress, that’s for certain. I’m impressed by her beauty here, and one cannot blame anyone that wants to be with her, she is framed in such a dynamic way here. Stormy Daniels is introduced to a nude Barrett Blade and she gets on her knees to blow him. The two get familiar fast. There’s a focus on sex here, of course, and this time the camera catches the condom outright. The two have sex in front of a green screen, and it’s hilariously bad. If this is not a green screen, I’ll gladly admit I’m wrong, but it looks really bad. Either way, the two have stand up sex, and it’s not sexy at all. I was expecting more out of this. You don’t hear the moaning or the movement’s yet again, you just hear the Middle Eastern sounds. It really takes away from the larger portrait of what this could be. At one point Blade pulls Stormy’s hair and even chokes her a little, and this is all fine sexual elements for a porno, but the lack of hearing, and the slow down of the camera really plays with what you’re trying to do if you’re trying to get off. If you’re watching for review, like I am, it can be creative, artsy, and interesting, but if this is not meant for review, then it gets boring with Blade going in and out in normal fashion, lacking passion and well, it’s just mechanical. After a while we get the money shot and it’s on Daniels’ chest and a little on her face, but she looks like she’s not into it at all. It’s lackluster, and really “forced” as the camera fades into something else.

The camera picks back up and we see different sequences of paradise, the clouds, and different set locations that are nothing short of beautiful. Then we are focused on Tera Patrick, and she’s nude. She does a little dance for the camera, then lays down and looks good for the camera and pictures etc. There’s nothing wrong with this, it’s sexy, it has an artsy quality to it, and it really paints Tera Patrick as a beautiful woman.

The camera fades and we get to another location, and this time it’s again on location without green screen. It features Tera Patrick and Erik Everhard and they are enjoying sex by a waterfall. Patrick is on her knees blowing him right away. This time around Everhard takes a lot more time to give Patrick head, and it is interesting to watch, but you cannot hear the sounds, so she moans and moves a bit, but there’s an instrumental sound that makes it a bit boring to watch. There’s a condom again, and it’s too tight for Everhard, which is odd to me, as it doesn’t roll up or anything during the sex. We go into reverse cowgirl to start things off and then several other positions, with an interesting waterfall backdrop, but honestly, there’s not a whole lot to this other than the two having sex with techno jazz music behind them. After some changes, Everhard cums on her chest, and that’s the end of this one.

We move onto the next focus and it’s Devon playing on a lava beach. She plays with her breasts, and she plays with the water, and there’s a soft instrumental sound behind her. This is just modeling at it’s finest, and it does a good job of making Devon look amazing, but honestly, that’s not really what I was expecting with this movie.

After Devon dances in the water and plays with herself a little, the camera fades and we are taken to another location and we see Tera Patrick playing in a lava rock beach. There’s more instrumental music, and this time we see Tera Patrick playing with herself in slow motion, all the while the director moves in and out of the scene, never being crass, and never going too deep into what is going on.

The camera fades and returns, and there’s Erik Everhard again. This time again, he has sex with Tera Patrick, this time on a beach. This is mechanical sex yet again, only this time the focus isn’t on foreplay, but rather a different position and new music. It’s artistic, it has merit, it’s soft, it’s nearly not X-rated, except from time to time you see the insertion, but it’s mostly a vanity project that shows off the beauty of the location mixed with the art of sex, and it’s well, just sex. There’s no chemistry to it at all, and you can tell that Patrick isn’t even wet here. The finish line arrives with Patrick blowing Everhard until he cums in her hand and that’s it. The end of that scene.

The final scene in this movie features Devon and Barrett Blade. They are at the location that started the movie, and everything yet again is done with the same style as the other parts. There’s a focus on the oral here, with artistic musical scores, movement in and out with the camera, and not a bad bit of focus. There’s a lot going on here with the backgrounds, and the location, but that’s juxtaposed with the sex that is going on. Devon is a beautiful girl, and yet Blade doesn’t seem to be that intrigued by what’s going on. There’s no condom here, and the two get into the sex which you can’t hear again, and it’s not terrible, but it’s also not what you’d expect from a porno movie. The two go at it for a while, change positions, and eventually Blade cums on Devon’s backside, and that’s a wrap for this movie.

I give “Island Fever 2” a 3 out of 5.

Visually speaking, “Island Fever 2” is beautiful. It has art, it has style, but strip away some of the backgrounds, and you have a gonzo movie that doesn’t have sounds of sex. I like the sound of sex, not just watching people have it. The music is not my taste, the women are beautiful, but the sex is silent, and slowed down for art’s sake. If you like that, then you will like this movie, otherwise you’ll ask yourself what you’re watching, and why.

You can purchase “Island Fever 2” by clicking here, and see for yourself what all the hype about Stormy Daniels is, as well as Tera Patrick and Devon.

My Sinful Life (1983) Review

My Sinful Life (1983) Poster

Stepping out of our time machine we showed up to 1983. This is a cool year for many reasons, especially since our editor was boring in 1983, and well, he’s an idiot. Today we are going to be visiting the time frame to see a movie called “My Sinful Life”. This is a movie that was directed by Carlos Tobalina, and it was distributed by Caballero Home Video. The movie stars Danielle, Rita Ricardo, Don Fernando, Tom Byron, D.J. Cone, Brooke Fields, Helga Sven, and Nick Niter. Most of these stars are not seen in other movies, with the exception of Tom Byron. Of all of the stars that I’ve reviewed on a regular basis, Tom Byron is in a ton of movies, and hell, I’d love an opportunity to interview him extensively. In fact, I hope he writes a book detailing so many stories in this business, because wow, he’s the man. I’d love to shake the guy’s hand. Anyways, let’s go to 1983 and look at the adult film, “My Sinful Life”. I was lucky to get a remastered HD edition of this, and it truly is shot on FILM and looks amazing, for those that find it in HD and remastered. I’m desperately impressed.

We open up with a couple of blondes talking about staying at a nice house. It’s nothing too complicated, and the dialogue is laughable at best. Of course, we don’t watch these movies for the acting. The dialogue works well, and it’s about a young woman that wants to get a degree in college. Then the blonde reveals something crazy, that she’s been sleeping with her folks! The ultimate taboo! I kid you not!

The first major sex scene starts with a shower scene. Well, it’s a bath and It features our blonde, a brunette, and a silver haired man. The actors here include Danielle, Rita Ricardo, and Don Fernando. The water runs as the couple start to masturbate and kiss the blonde, and she’s a bit younger than the couple. A soft song plays, and they seem to have a bit of fun. It’s a traditional bathroom looking set, mind you, and our blonde-haired woman has small breasts, a tight body, and is not shaved. The shower scene doesn’t really last long, and then we are back to the conversation.

The conversation keeps going forward about how this young lady is getting action with her relatives, and then they go back to a bedroom where things get started again.

For this second sex scene, a minor interaction with soft music, we see Rita Ricardo and Danielle. Rita Ricardo is a brunette, Hispanic looking lady, and she gives head to the blonde young woman for this scene. The music is terrible, but the HD remastering makes the visuals great, and you can barely see the film grain here. It’s truly a movie that was shown in theaters, that’s for sure. After some oral Don Fernando shows up and starts to get into the action. He gets hard and then goes right into the blonde, while the brunette watches and massages a little. He doesn’t get super hard at first, but it grows, and then he starts to push into the blonde. If you’re a fan of no condoms, and no shaving at all, then you’ll like this sequence as no one is shaved, and there’s a minimal amount of music and noise. But right when we get to the sex, we end up back to the conversation. Then back to the sex. It’s a slow moving scene, with very limited camera changes and angle changes, but with good shadows, blocking, and a bedroom set that looks a bit like an old motel. As the conversation continues, in comes Tom Byron. Tom Byron and Rita Ricardo start to get down with some oral to start. This is all spliced into the conversation, and it is just a simplified sexual romp. Byron is young here, and he’s shaved, as he gets into 69 with Ricardo. After some exchanging of partners, the foursome all get into the action and have sex, and it finishes with Byron cumming on Ricardo’s backside, in slow motion which is an interesting shot of the action. In fact, it’s one of the most unique finishes that I’ve seen in porn movies in a long time, and was impressed with how it all worked out. Slow motion finish, nice. The music is turned down for some of the action, and there’s a bit of moaning, but not too much. As far as hardcore is concerned, this is a visually striking sex scene, although there’s very little chemistry between the performers. I take that back, there’s a money shot with Don Fernando as well, and he’s not as well endowed as Tom Byron, or at least it doesn’t look that way because he has a full pubic hair bush.

The opening sequence of sex isn’t too bad, mind you. It’s ok. We find out that Danielle here is adopted and that it’s not incest that is going on with them and her family. It’s interesting. We then move forward to the conversation about registering for college, and that’s about it. We see a shot of the city, which I can’t tell where it is, but am assuming it’s Los Angeles, or San Francisco, not sure. Then we just see a couple of ladies walking around. The movie is a bit odd, going from high sexual tension, to hardcore, to just B-footage.

After the walking around we see Danielle talking to a redheaded lady that she’s staying with and that’s it. We then move forward to talking between a new Danielle talking to her friend that she met at school. She then discusses how she makes money, and talks about how she’s a prostitute. That’s right, she’s an escort and she sells it. We then get a cut to the brothel. This is a classic throwback to an old sex parlor, and the two discuss women and brothels. The dialogue is simple, and we hear a discussion about the past.

At the 34 minute mark, we are taken to the brothel where our blonde haired star and her new friend are having sex with a patron at the brothel. This set has cheap wallpaper, and it’s obviously bad. The scene shows off the skills of each woman, starting with a blow job that is quite passionate from our curly haired friend. The new woman here is Brooke Fields, and she has very curly hair, a tight young body, and medium size breasts. I’m not sure who the guy is, but he’s one lucky guy as he gets blown and then gives oral to another while in the same bed at the brothel. He’s getting a 2 for 1 special here. We see the sex starting to get good, but we end up getting a cut scene to where Tom Byron is caught with his pants down.

The sex in the brothel gets cut, and we see Tom Byron starting to get blown by D.J. Cone. D.J. Cone is a redheaded milf looking woman, and of course Byron looks very young. This doesn’t get too far into the sex before we get a cut scene and are back at the brothel. There’s light music when things start to get heated there.

I hate when the director cuts in the middle of a sex scene to go to another sex scene, but that’s exactly what is going on here. We see a mix of things, and then we get a close up of what’s going on at the house with Cone and Byron. So interspliced with the brothel, we get a single sex scene, and it’s back and forth. The brothel sex is a bit tame, quiet, and slow, then the director goes to the house and we see Byron pushing into Cone and she moans a bit loudly, before we are then sent back to the brothel for the money shot ending. The client cums on the girls faces, and looks like he could be Jeff Goldblums brother, then we are sent back to the house where Cone and Byron are doing it doggy style. Cone moans a bit, and she has a knockout body. She has a garter and nylons, and it’s a high quality sexual romp until in comes Danielle and Brooke Fields!

After the sex is over, we go back to B-footage of the two girls walking around, then going to the brothel and talking. We see the brothel women talking to the hostess, and that’s it. We just see them talking about how tired they are and more.

After about 55 minutes of randomness, we get thrown into an orgy at the same room we saw the other action in at the brothel. Here we see Brooke Fields, D.J. Cone, Danielle, Helga Sven, Nick Niter, Tom Byron and a guy that I can’t name. They all look different, and they are all going to get into the action, and it’s fast paced. Within a few minutes a funky bassline starts and we start to get into the sex. AT first, the loudest woman is Hegla Sven. Sven is an older woman here, with blonde hair, and a moan that shows off that she’s really getting into the sex. This doesn’t last long, the orgy kind of ends and we are back to b-roll.

After the quick B-roll we end up seeing Helga Sven, an older looking dude, and Danielle back in the frame at the brothel. They all start kissing and lead the way to a threeway sex scene. The guy here doesn’t have a name, but he’s older, is balding, has grey hair everywhere, and the music gets turned up way loud when he enters Danielle. There’s some moaning here, but overall, it’s a bit tame. IT’s visually ok, but overall, you can see that there’s some musical dubbing going on.

After the sex, we are taken back to the brothel where we find out that Danielle’s mom and dad are the brothel owners and one of the patrons. We then get taken to B-roll and we hear a song about loving siblings, and it’s gross. The city in question is San Francisco, and the lyrics to the song are insane, and the movie ends.

I give “My Sinful Life” a 2 out of 5.

It was interesting to see the updated feature. This is shot in 35MM and looks amazing. Aside from that, it’s still a porno, and while the story sucks, the sex isn’t that grand. There’s only a few bright spots in the sex, and it doesn’t last nearly as long as you’d expect. It’s just awful. I can’t give this more of a rating, but as far as a golden era feature, I think it works. It’s an interesting history piece, and popcorn porno film that isn’t too hardcore, but still shows off insertion and cum shots. It’s fascinating, but not that sexy.

Here’s the cool thing about “My Sinful Life”, you can purchase this remastered DVD as a double feature with Las Vegas Girls, by clicking here!

Viper’s Place (1987) Review

Viper's Place (1987) DVD Cover

We are going to venture in the late 1980s for a review of a movie that is synonymous with an actress that really is quite fascinating to me. Her name is Viper and she has a large tatoo on the side of her body. This movie is called, “Viper’s Place” and it was directed by Bob Vosse and was distributed by Vidco Entertainment. Released in 1987, this looks like something that you’d see in movie theaters or perhaps straight to VHS, but today, we are watching it from a different angle. The movie stars Erica Boyer, Mauvais DeNoir, Betty Boobs, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Nina Hartley, Siobhan Hunter, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, and of course Viper. The movie has an innocent enough idea, a woman owns a bar and gets into all sorts of interesting scenarios, having sex with a variety of people, right? Well that’s what it’s supposed to be, but maybe there’s more to it? I don’t know. Let’s find out with this review.

We start the movie with Viper talking to Tom Byron. Byron has a mustache for this movie, making him look a little older than he is in other movies from the same time frame. In this one, he starts talking to Viper and reminds her of the time they had sex on the bar, and we go to that scene.

Viper is dancing on the bar and attracts Tom Byron, then starts to blow him. Viper is unique in that she’s very tall, nearly 6 foot tall, has short reddish brown hair, and a large tattoo on her body. She is enthusiastic in this scene, blowing Byron with a mix of rock and jazz music in a bar. The two engage in 69 for a while before getting into the sex. This is an older movie so the set is a bit dark and not well lit, but the two start having sex on the top of a bar, with one leg up and both standing. This is a stellar visual to see, and it really does well to reflect a unique sexual position. Viper and Byron are nearly the same height and her flexibility is interesting with her leg up, which I’m completely fascinated by overall. After a few positions, including doggy, and what I could only see as anal, since the VHS copy I’m reviewing is a little bit fuzzy, the scene aims towards an ending in which Viper blows Byron and finishes, that’s it.

The scene fades and we see Viper and Byron smoking cigarettes and talking about the good times, and that’s when a couple of women show up and want to go to the back room.

The next scene starts and it’s Erica Boyer and Mauvais DeNoir. The two women are polar opposites of one another. Erica Boyer is a rock star looking blonde hair woman, and Mauvais DeNoir is an African American woman with a slightly bigger frame than Boyer. The two are great here, and they go through the motions of oral, fingers, and much more in a passionate sequence of kissing and jazz music on a pool table. Fans of 1980s lesbian sex will enjoy the angles that are shown here and it’s a fascinating look at porno with two women. The two have a bit of passion, more so than the original opening scene, and you see both get wet and really know what they are doing overall, a nice nod to some passion is nice.

After the sex ends, we are taken back to the bar and Joey Silvera shows up with a friend. They sit down and just start to talk about different things from the past. They talk about how Silvera is a lady’s man and they are going to drink, etc.

After some small talk, we start go away from the drinking and smoking to the sex. But it’s creatively placed, as we are taken to the jukebox. Silvera talks about a blonde haired woman with huge breasts, and then he imagines her while he is by the jukebox. She then comes out of it, after dancing, and we are into the next sex scene. In this sex scene we see Joey Silvera and Betty Boobs having sex. She is not shaved, they don’t use condoms, and she has enormous, near cartoon like large breasts for her frame. There’s a rockabilly tune playing for this one, and it’s not a long sex scene, just some Russian play, then eventually Silvera cums on her breasts, and then returns to the bar to talk. This wasn’t grand, and wasn’t that sexy, it’s just kind of a novelty. Silvera didn’t even last that long, and well, that’s the end.

After some more chit chat, we are taken to a back room where Tom Byron is playing pool and then starts talking to Nina Hartley. Hartley is a blonde haired milf today, and here she’s a bit younger, and yet has an amazing body. She is tall, blonde, and pale, with a girl next door look and seems like a teacher when she is unwrapping her clothes for this scene. Tom Byron and Nina Hartley start making out on a pool table and then start to work through the sex that you’d expect. The two work their way from oral to Hartley mounting Byron on the pool table and just going through the motions. It’s not a raucous scene, the two have a little chemistry, but it’s not that grand. It’s a very “mechanical” sex scene, with few stand out moments, and Hartley looking good as always. Around the 35 minute mark she moans a bit more, but the music takes away from the overall look and feel of the scene. There’s not a whole lot to say about this one, it’s straight forward, Hartley and Byron are professionals, and he finishes without a big money shot. It’s not that great, but the setting works as it’s the back room of Viper’s place.

After the sex scene we go back to the bar and we hear more stories of sexual conquest.

After some set changes we see Siobhan Hunter in lingerie folding clothes. Then Billy Dee comes inside and talks to her. The two make small talk and then go to an average 1980s bedroom and begin to make out a little. That of course leads to sex, and Siobhan Hunter gets head from Billy Dee to start. Siobhan Hunter is a tall brunette with a very girl next door look to her. She’s not completely shaved, she’s not a hard boy, and truly encompasses that “soft”, girl next door look, with B cup breasts, and a beautiful face, with light makeup. There’s a focus on foreplay before Billy Dee goes forward with no condom into Hunter. He’s not huge, and she’s partially shaved, so you see all of the movement into her. She moans slightly and the two have what is normal sex, nothing too fascinating here. It’s back and forth, she doesn’t seem to get that wet, and masturbates while he tries to get off. With reverse cowgirl things really get going, and the two start to have some chemistry with the sex, even though the music is annoying. Dee then announces that he’s going to cum and cums onto Hunter’s pubic hair, and then she blows him to the finish.

The screen fades back to the bar and we are taken back to talking. Viper and Byron talk a bit more about the past and they just talk about sex, etc.

After a few moments, we are taken to a pay phone in the back of the bar, or what appears to be near the bar, I’m not sure. It’s there that Siobhan Hunter and Mike Horner are talking, and then out of the blue, start to make out some. There’s a funky bass line and keyboard that starts playing, and then we start to see something grand go down. Siobhan Hunter and Mike Horner start working towards sex with a blow job to start things off. Hunter looks amazing here again, this time in a different dress, and her hair pulled back a little. Horner gets Hunter wet and then starts to have sex, starting with doggy style. It’s a good overall sexual moment, but the two don’t go very long and Horner cums on her backside. The director didn’t move the camera back much, so you really just see the friction and the sex, before Horner answers a pay phone and that’s it. This was heavily cut or just didn’t last too long, I’m not sure which one. It was ok at best, and Hunter is a beautiful woman.

For the final two scenes, we get Billy Dee and Joey Silvera going to have sex with Viper. It doesn’t start that way though. It starts with Viper dancing, then blowing Billy Dee after a while. There’s a build up of music that comes through and it’s all instrumental overall. Then we see Viper really getting into her blow job with Dee, and Silvera steps aside. After some oral, she gets on top for Reverse Cowgirl and that is really good. It’s a sexy look and scene, and Viper starts to moan a great deal and gets really hot for this option. She really does well here in reverse cowgirl, while Joey Silvera waits for his turn. After some time, Joey Silvera tags in and has sex with Viper. She’s wearing black heels, and the two go forward with hard, fast sex, after Billy Dee lets loose. The ending sequences has Viper’s legs nearly over her head and it’s quite good, and really sexy to watch. Silvera does well with Viper here, and eventually cums, and she is all about it. Silvera and Viper have some real chemistry towards the end, and it makes for a great ending sequence if you ask me.

The sex stops, and the scene ends, roll credits.

I give “Viper’s Place” a 3 out of 5.

Overall, the movie isn’t that bad. It has some bright spots, a good premise, some nice sets, but the sex is mechanical until the end. Viper makes the final sequence work with Billy Dee and Joey Silvera, but other than that, the sex is a bit too lackluster, with the exception of the women’s scene. The lesbian scene was good, but everything else was a bit boring, and hum drum. I can’t give this a higher rating, but that ending definitely lifted it, alongside the bar set.

For those that are curious about Viper, or just want to check out this movie in the remastered DVD format, you can buy it or stream it by clicking HERE. You get 15 minutes free just for checking it out, or buy it and help the site!

You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming 3 (2009) Review

You've Got A Mother Thing Cumming 3 (2009) Cover

Today we are going to go modern. I don’t do a lot of modern reviews, mainly because the price tag on a lot of the movies are expensive, and therefore, I don’t always have the funds to check them out. However, there are times when I do get some on discount, and that’s where this one comes through. The movie we are going to be checking out today is a bit modern, and it comes from 2009. It’s the third movie in a line of movies that feature milfs. The movie is directed by Mike Quasar and is distributed by Zero Tolerance. The movie stars Kylie Ireland, Alex Gonz, Stephanie Swift, Alan Stafford, Lola, Chris Johnson, Tina Tyler, David Perry, Darryl Hanah, and Christian XXX. The main reason that I wanted to see this one was because Stephanie Swift is in it, and I’ve been a fan of hers for a while. If you are a fan, then you may like this later release from her career as she is now retired and last I heard was in Las Vegas living a normal life without the lights and glimmer of pornography. Either way, let’s discuss the movie known as “You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming 3”. This is a gonzo release, and you know that I hate gonzo movies, but every now and again I have to review one because that’s the nature of the business.

The movie starts with a focus on Stephanie Swift, and she is looking great for her age. She’s a bit older in this movie and yet she still looks as beautiful as ever, with her thin frame, long black hair, and nicely done makeup. She’s a crush that looks amazing, and just lovely, and I don’t know why, but I’d love to interview her.

After the attention is shown on her, she says she is ready to go, and in comes Alan Stafford. Alan and Stephanie Swift start to kiss and make out heavily, taking off their clothes. There’s a slow pace here, and the two get to know each other through kissing first, then head to oral. Stephanie Swift has done a lot of oral scenes by the time you get to this one, and here she’s a bit more sensual than I’ve seen in her other movies, although it’s still great to see her in this light. The set is a warehouse setting, and you can tell that it’s a built porno set with a fake backdrop and all. Alan Stafford is shaved, and so you see the whole thing in light of the high definition camera. He’s built too, and may be a gay performer in another time frame cause he has that type of build. Swift goes all in for her blow job, and then the tables turn and Alan gives her head. There’s no music to this scene, mind you, it’s pure sex. After some oral, the two get familiar on a couch, and they just go forward with no condom, and just sex. Swift moans a great deal, and Alan gets the progress done with lots of rhythm. After several positions on a white couch, Alan can’t hold it in any longer and immediately goes from doggy style to the money shot where he cums on Swift’s face, and that’s that. An adequate scene, with minimal chemistry, and strong sexual essence. It’s a very mechanical looking scene with little to no sweat, and Swift looking like she doesn’t want to be there a few times. If you’re a fan of Swift, you’ll appreciate her body, and work here, but it’s not her best one.

The next scene starts with Kylie Ireland dancing and stripping. At this point in her career, Kylie Ireland is a milf, has a larger frame than her previous rolls, has an arm tattoo, red hair, and looks like your average soccer mom in many ways. Don’t let that stop you, as she is quite sexy here, and in this scene, she meets up with Alex Gonz in a set that is made up like a massage studio. Kylie Ireland gets started with a fast paced blow job to set things in motion, and Alex Gonz immediately starts to get hard and then starts to kiss Ireland a great deal. He’s a bit rough with her, slapping her breasts and leaving marks, and she keeps asking for more. Her nipples and navel are pierced, and she has a sense of sexiness to the whole scene’s start. The two start to engage in sex with doggy style, with Ireland moans a great deal while spouting out lines of dialogue. She seems to enjoy this, and Gonz has some initial chemistry with her, as she gets wet. The two engage in some harder sex moves, and eventually she asks for anal, and he gets a bit rough at her request. This leads to anal after a few minutes, and there’s once again no condom. They go through several positions of sex, and they stay in one area, and as the scene continues the two get more and more involved in the sex, and it’s really a standout scene. Gonz really has chemistry with Ireland and it shows, and after the initial work he cums in her mouth and she licks and spits it out a little, making this one hell of a scene. There’s no music, good lighting, and a lot of chemistry.

The scene ends and we are immediately thrown into another one. This one features a woman named Darryl Hanah and Christian XXX. Darryl Hanah is a tall, thin, blonde haired woman. She looks like an upper class escort, and has long arms, long legs, and a thin frame. The scene starts with Hannah pleasuring herself with a vibrator before Christian shows up. Christian XXX comes into the picture and Darryl Hanah continues with her vibrator and then starts to give him a blow job. This is a very sterile, mechanical sex scene with the two not really having a lot of chemistry, she doesn’t get that wet, and while the performances are adequate, it’s mechanical until the hour and 15 minute mark when Hannah really starts to get into it. Maybe it’s just a slow starting point, I don’t know. After a while she gets back up to suck and things progress a little more. She keeps looking at the camera, which throws me off, but she has beautiful eyes, which is nice to look at. Christian XXX isn’t huge, mind you, although he’s trimmed, he’s not huge, and Hannah doesn’t make it any bigger or look that great as she goes through the sex. She very much goes through it like an escort, rushed, and through the positions as you would expect, in a one hour session. Not a great scene. The set is a red couch, in a warehouse somewhere, or a house, and there’s no music. It’s a lackluster scene, but it works if you’re in a bind.

The next scene we get into is fast, and it features a woman named Tina Tyler. She has short black hair, and large breasts. She comes into the scene wearing shorts and a pink bra. She’s got pale white skin, and looks like a fourth grade teacher that hasn’t gotten any in a long time. In comes David Perry, and immediately the two start to get to know each other better. Tina Tyler blows David Perry, and instead of music, we just pure sex. Tina Tyler is not shaved at all, so if you like pubic hair, you get a nice look here. The sex gets better as the minutes progress, and heading into the 1 hour and 40 minute mark it reaches a peak, with Tyler really moaning and getting wet, nearly cumming many times, if not cumming all over Perry. She keeps things moving and asks for David to get on top of her, then doggy, and then the two just go through the motions of sex, like if they were lovers for some time. Although there is one line where it seems like she’s an escort, but I will overlook that one. You can hear far noises in doggy, so if you’re a fan of queef sounds, then you’ll like this one as it sounds a great deal through the process of the latter part of the sequence. After a great deal of movement, Perry can’t hold it together and cums on Tyler and that’s that. It’s not a terrible sequence mind you, but it’s definitely a milf scene, that’s the point. No music, good lighting, and Tyler’s pale skin isn’t half bad, and she looks good for her age, and well, I’d probably enjoy it as much as David Perry did here.

Next up we are taken to an interview and striptease from Lola. She’s a tanned, tall brunette with an arm tattoo, pink underwear, and that milf look you’d expect from her. She claims that she likes the empowering nature of being with younger men, and for this scene she ends up with Chris Johnson.

Chris Johnson and Lola start to make out, and the two get friendly together in this final scene for this movie. Again there is no music, and we are taken directly to the sex after the interview. Lola is tanned, and Chris Johnson is thin, tatted, and gets into the action fast. He gets blown, gives oral to Lola and the two hit it off on a red couch in another bedroom warehouse set. The two exchange different positions, there’s no music, just good lighting and frequent movements into the sex. There’s a bit of momentum overall and it’s not half bad to look at, but it’s just not that sexy to me. Lola isn’t really my type, and after watching the previous scene, this just seems a lot more mechanical, and well it kind of is. It ends well enough, and the movie finishes with the credits and that’s it.

I give “You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming 3” a 2 out of 5.

As far as modern gonzo movies are concerned, you really must like the players involved. Yes, there are a few good scenes, but overall, I only liked 2 out of the whole thing, and honestly, I would only go back and see one of them. If you really like Kylie Ireland or Stephanie Swift, you’ll appreciate their scenes, other than that, it’s a boring one to watch all the way through, and of course, that’s not what they intended with this release anyway.

You can actually stream, buy, and download “You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming 3” by clicking here, and see what you think about this one, it wasn’t my thing, but you may love it.

Miss Passion (1984) Review

Miss Passion (1984) Edited Poster 

Well, it was time to leave the 1990s and get back to the 1980s for another video that features some stars from the past. This time around we are going to 1984, and we are going to be reviewing a movie that was directed by Suze Randall. The movie was distributed by Vidco Entertainment, and stars a great deal of men and women that you may know about or may not know about. The stars of this movie include, Crystal Breeze, Peter North, Lisa De Leeuw, Howard Ziehm, Rachel Ashley, Craig Roberts, Ginger Lynn, Traci Lords, Rikki Blake, Craig Roberts, Steve Drake, Susan Hart, Paul Baressi, Steve Powers and Greg Rome. All of these people are involved in this one, and if you’re a fan of any of them, you may want to seek this out. I must say, before going forward with the review, that Traci Lords was in this movie, and I was able to garner a copy from Japan when visiting. In the United States, you may not be able to find this at the retail level, although ebay, and other platforms do sell this movie from used sources. New copies are extremely rare, unless you are going overseas and they have a lot of them.

The movie opens up with the director. She is hosting a show, and this show is about who is Miss Passion. The opening is funny, and it has an interesting premise and set. The set is a bed, on a stage with lots of lighting. We are introduced to the judges and it’s interesting to see how it all works out. This is like a real game show! It gets 1 star from me just for creativity, and good acting up front. But what about the rest of the movie? Well, here we go, let’s see how this all pans out, as it is a game show, in a porno movie, from 1984.

I must note that the bed in the center of the stage is a blow up mattress. I also must note that this is game show like rules with each performer having live sex for the judges.

The first major contestants start to kiss and make out a bit. The two are Peter North and Crystal Breeze. North has a difficult time getting too hard with Breeze’s first initial blow job but eventually gets there, and then goes into sex with her. Breeze is a tall brunette with medium size breasts, and moans loudly for North. North is in work mode here, there’s a lack of passion overall. The music is a trivial jazzy piece that sounds a lot like you would expect from a 1980s game show. Breeze’s moaning gets louder as the two engage in doggy style and it’s a good sequence of pushing at one point, but it’s obvious that the bed is not that grand. They get the job done, and the director stays with the action for the most part. They go through several positions while editing show Lisa De Leeuw and Howard Ziehm having sex on a couch as the judges. The sex goes for a while and in reverse cowgirl, Breeze and North finish up with a money shot on Breeze’s pubic region for the finish. Breeze is loud, but it was obvious that North was just phoning it in for the most part. Not sure why, but Breeze just didn’t do it for him or something. They give the two a 9.99 and we are back to the host.

They introduce a new woman and this time she is a tall, thin brunette with large natural breasts. She has good makeup, and n Egyptian style outfit. Out comes Craig Roberts to have sex with her. Craig Roberts and Rachel Ashley get on the blow up mattress and start to have sex immediately after a little oral from Ashley. This is a slow moving scene, with Ashley barely moaning at times. Here large breasts are nice to look at, and her frame is nice, but the two have this slow moving sexual chemistry that is just odd considering this is supposed to be a contest and porno at the same time. The music is turned down a little, and we see the action for the most part while Ashley wears a blue skirt. There’s a few positions here and there but eventually Craig Roberts cums by yelling and masturbating onto Ashley’s pubic hair and region. That’s the end. It’s a lackluster scene with minimal noise, moaning, and chemistry. They give the performance a 9.25.

We are introduced to two new women, and this time it’s Ginger Lynn and Traci Lords. This is not a terrible sequence of events, and the judges start to go at it while watching. Traci Lords and Ginger Lynn work well together here, slowly and passionately kissing and having oral sex. The music is terrible, but the sets are nice, and the two seemingly really enjoy what they are doing, going back and forth through the sex with relative ease. There’s not much to this scene, mind you, it’s a lot of touching, and fingering, and a little oral here and there, but it’s mostly just a sensual romp.

Rikki Blake and Craig Roberts are supposedly next for the sex competition and it’s interesting to see at first. The initial oral wasn’t half bad, but over the course of the sex it started to get boring a bit, and well, it’s a bit lackluster. There’s not much in terms of sound, no music that I could hear, no moaning, and just average sex. It works, but it’s as though the two just didn’t really get into this fast paced sequence of sex. Rikki Blake is a shorter, thin blonde, and while it works for a little bit, it just gets old fast, and the sex is mediocre at best.

Next we see Steve Drake and Traci Lords, and it’s not a terrible scene. It starts with oral from Lords to Drake, and the music once again sucks, but there’s a bit of focus on a different bed set and smoke. It’s an interesting contrast to the other scenes, and Drake here is in his prime, cut, thin, and built. Lords welcomes him to dine, and shows off her flexibility before they start to engage in anything further. Lords is quite loud in this one as she always is, and it truly does look good through the short sex scene. Drake seems to enjoy the whole process going through the motions of multiple positions here.

Up next out comes Ginger Lynn. Ginger Lynn in her prime is what you’re getting here, and she’s always amazing to watch. For this scene, you get Paul Baressi and Steve Powers joining Ginger Lynn for a threesome. They immediately launch into oral, and start to work towards sex, slowly. For all intents and purposes, this is your average sex scene with three people. Lynn moans a great deal for the most part, especially during the 47 minute mark, and she really seems to be enjoying things, while one guy is behind her and the other is in her mouth. She then starts to give a dual hand job, and it’s not bad, but not great either. The guys take turns with her, but eventually this leads to something a bit more compelling. If you’re a fan of double penetration, then you’ll love the 50 minute mark when things get started in that direction. Ginger Lynn gets double penetration and she is as loud as ever. After a bit of this, there’s a cum shot and that’s it. Lynn and her partners get a 9.5 for their performance by the judges.

Up next comes Susan Hart and Greg Rome for sex. This is a mediocre scene with terrible techno music. Susan Hart is a thin, tanned, curly haired brunette. Greg Rome comes out dressed like a Roman and the two start with oral quickly. This is a lackluster, boring scene with only the set and the music to really distract you. Hart has some big breasts, and moans a bit towards the 56 minute mark, but other than that, this is a somewhat frivolous scene and will no doubt only find a few fans. It’s phoned in completely, and while I don’t hate it, it’s obvious that the two have little chemistry and that they are going through the motions. It’s workable, and out of the blew we get a cum shot, and the judges only give this a 6.7 overall. It’s not a great scene at all.

Since this is a game show, they give awards at the end. And they give everyone an award, and nothing that great. Rachel Ashley gets the award for Miss Passion, and that’s the end of the movie. Perhaps one of the oddest ones I’ve reviewed thus far.

I give “Miss Passion” a 2 out of 5.

Yes, it’s creative. Yes it features some ok performances from the actors, but honestly, it’s not that great. It gets a little boring at times. In fact, I wanted to turn it off at certain points. It’s an interesting premise, no doubt, and it works as a porno from the 1980s. I can see this being shown in theaters, honestly, but outside of that, I don’t think anyone is going to be wanting to see this unless it’s the unedited version which is extremely hard to get.

Midnight Snacks (1994) Review

Midnight Snacks (1994) VHS Cover

Looks like I am stuck in the 1990s for a little bit, because today we are going to look at “Midnight Snacks” from 1994. This is a movie that was directed by Jim Enright and was distributed by Klimaxxx Productions. There’s a lot of stars in this one, including some that I personally have enjoyed in other movies as I’m not a callous individual. The stars of this movie include Melissa Hill, Sindee Coxx, Steven St. Croix, Tera Heart, Tony Tedeschi, T.T. Boy, and Tera Heart. I’m not sure what to expect with this one, but it’s 1994 and it stars a few people I’ve seen in the 1990s, so maybe it will be good. Let’s find out with this review of “Midnight Snacks”.

The movie starts with music and someone looking at interior design collateral. It’s fabric swatches and color swatches, all with a nifty tune underneath. We see the credits start and we simply just look at the materials as the credits start to roll through. Someone’s going to fashion design school, maybe? From the beginning point we are taken to an office, and it’s Melissa Hill talking to Tony Tedeschi about how she has some great fashion ideas. Tony Tedeschi says that the fashion cannot be used right now, Melissa has to work with the sales. She then offers to work both sales and fashion, and Tony can’t refuse, right? He agrees.

The scene ends and we are taken to another room in the fashion store and it’s Tera Heart and Melissa Hill talking. They simply talk and then we are taken back to the office where Tony is sitting. Tera Heart walks in and says that she wants to make sure that he is going with only her as a fantasy.

The camera cuts and we see Melissa Hill cleaning up a mannequin, working on fashion stuff.

Tera Hart and Tony Tedeschi start to take their clothes off for the first sex scene, which doesn’t start until the 7 minute mark. Some very light music starts here, and Hart gets on her knees and starts to blow Tedeschi. Tera Hart is an attractive brunette with a girl next door look. She has nice breasts, and soft skin, light makeup, and looks to be enjoying the process to start. She has large breasts, no doubt enhanced, and kind of has an “Elaine” from Seinfeld hair and look about her. Tony Tedeschi gets her to cum with a couple of fingers to move forward then we get to the sex with Hart begging for it. Hart gets wet and the two start to have sex in traditional positions on a desk in an office. The set is a bit dim, nothing too brightly lit, the music isn’t too loud, and you hear the moaning of Hart over everything else. She seems really into it, and then gets into things a bit more when Tony goes for anal. The anal sequence lasts a bit with Tera masturbating during the anal insertion and throughout the grinding, on a desk, and it’s not too bad of a sequence. After some squirting and even a far at around 18 minutes and 20 seconds, Tedeschi pulls out and then cums on Hart’s face. The whole sex scene was vibrant, strong, and featured a lot of chemistry between the two. It’s rare to get this much chemistry, no condom, low music, and a finish that really accents the overall focus of the porno scene. It’s a great opener, that’s for sure.

After Hart and Tedeschi finish, they come out of the office and talk to Melissa Hill about the mannequin. They like what they see and we get forward movement. Melissa Hill falls asleep on a couch and then goes into the mannequins world.

T.T. Boy is one of the mannequins that comes to life and Vanessa Chase comes to life as well, and the two start to make out. Vanessa Chase is a brunette with short curly hair, a thin frame, and small breasts. T.T. Boy is immediately hard for this, and Chase begins with a sensual blow job to start things off. The music here is light, and the set is just a back room in a fashion mall store. After some oral, the two switch and T.T. Boy gives oral to Chase, and she starts to get wet before the two start to engage in sex. There’s no condom on this one, and Vanessa Chase has her pubic hair trimmed a bit. The music is way low here, and you just hear the noises of sex. The best point is reverse cowgirl with a full view of the camera, dim lighting, good shadows, and raw sex. After some time in various positions, the two go for anal, and it Chase moans in delight. She moaned more for straight sex, not anal, and after some time T.T. Boy cums on Chase’s pubic mound.

Melissa Hill wakes up and realizes that she fell asleep. She goes into another room and she’s dreaming again because two mannequins come to life and start to make out.

For the next scene we see Sindee Coxx and Vanessa Chase start to kiss. Sindee Coxx is a blonde haired, thin framed woman with shaved pubic hair, and high heels. She’s thin, has natural breasts and is a natural working with Vanessa Chase. She has high pitched moans, and the two go to work with one another in a 69 position. This is a good overall sex scene with the majority of the sequence having Coxx cumming and loving the oerall oral that is given. The two really work well together to give one another passionate sex, and if you’re a fan of lesbian scenes this is a great one. Although it’s a bit shorter than the other scenes.

Melissa Hill wakes up again and realizes that she keeps falling asleep. Then we are sent to another sequence. This time we see Melissa Hill and Sindee Coxx in a room where Hill plays the mannequin. We then go to a bar where Melissa Hill asks for coffee. She’s tired, and she talks to Steven St. Croix about how she needs to stay awake to finish a project.

The two start to kiss and things start to work in the favor of St. Croix. Steven St. Croix goes down on Melissa Hill to start this sex scene. Melissa Hill has trimmed her pubic hair, has light makeup, and has a thin frame as usual. She seems to enjoy this a bit more than other scenes that I’ve seen her in, and it’s perhaps St. Croix method that gets her there, squirming in delight, and getting wet faster than other scenes I’ve reviewed her in. Steven St. Croix has been in many 1990s movies, so I know he’s good to go and he gets hard here quickly. The two went from a bar to a bedroom, and the sex here starts very slow. Melissa Hill gives a very slow, passionate blow job after getting head from St. Croix. The sex gets started on a bed and it’s once again slow. There’s movement, mind you, but it’s passionate, direct, and the two work well together in a sensual capacity. This is not break neck, fast porno sex, it’s slow, it’s direct, and the two look as though they are a real couple. Melissa Hill looks beautiful with her legs up, moaning, and kissing St. Croix, the two enjoying the process of sex without going too heavy, and yet it’s simple and sensual. Hill gets really wet here, and there’s no condom. The camera notices the subtleties of the sex and zooms in here and there to show off. If there was a sex scene for couples that weren’t really into porno, it would be this one. Hill gets on top after a while and we are taken back to the bar where Steven St. Croix and her are just talking.

This leads to Tera Heart showing up and getting on the counter, and Melissa Hill taking off her bra and clothing. We go right into a new sex scene, this time on the counter of a bar set. The sex starts with oral, with Steven St. Croix going down on Hart and getting her to cum before Hill takes St. Croix in for a blow job. The women have a lot of chemistry in this one and are moaning a great deal with the oral, to the point where Hart screams in pleasure at one point. St. Croix isn’t going too hard here and yet Hart is loving every push and thrust, meanwhile Hill screams as well, and the three seem to really be enjoying this one. I haven’t seen so much moaning and camera work in a movie in a while, so it’s a nice pleasurable sequence to see this go down on the top of a bar. At one point one of the girls asks St. Croix to cum on her face, and that is obliged. It’s not a lot of cum mind you, and the scene ends with that, only to pick up back in the bedroom.

In the bedroom we see Melissa Hill riding St. Croix. She finishes up and we don’t see a cum shot or anything.

The scene ends, and we are sent back to the mannequins, and the hoffice. Melissa Hill says that she didn’t dress the mannequins and wonder if they dressed themselves. Tedeschi says that he’s glad that Hill was put in charge and that’s the end of the movie.

I give “Midnight Snacks” a 4 out of 5.

There’s a lot of passionate sex in this movie. Despite a lackluster plot, a razor thin amount of acting, there’s a real chemistry found within the participants of the sex scenes. Between both the men and the women, each scene has a bit of chemistry that makes this one quite good overall.

More Sorority Stewardesses (1995) Review

More Sorority Stewardesses (1995) Poster

Going back to the 1990s, we are going to be looking at a sequel to a movie that features a great deal of awesome women, and men. If you’re a fan of the 1990s porno world, then you’ll no doubt like the line up that is found with this movie. This movie came out in 1995, and it’s called “More Sorority Stewardesses”. This movie was directed by Jim Holliday, and was distributed through Plush Entertainment. If you’ve seen Jim Holliday’s work before, then you’ll no doubt like this one, as he’s got an eye for sex movies, and it’s on display here again. The movie stars J.R. Carrington, Peter North, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Sandi Beach, T.T. Boy, Joey Silvera, Hailey Davidson, Kirsty Waay, Nina Hartley, and even Jim Holliday in a non sex role. As I read that Craigslist personals has shut down, I am reviewing this option as something quite interesting to say the least, trying to take my mind off the idea that I will probably never talk to a lot of people online.

I have to admit, I didn’t want to review anything, the shutdown of Craigslist rocked me. But then again, I have a job to do, so let’s get into it.

The opening of this movie starts with Peter North talking to a red head. That immediately switches within a minute, to showing off some sex, and I’m not sure who it was. Then we see another money shot occur, and I realize that what we are seeing is just a preview of what the movie is going to have. In between the shots we see Joey Silvera talking to his nurses. Then we go back and forth to the sequences a little, and it’s interesting to see. Perhaps this is a throwback to the original movie? I don’t remember, but it’s a lot of quick close ups of what is to come or at least some hardcore focused elements with a little bit of a Rockabilly soundtrack to boot.

At the four minute mark Peter North, Joey Silvera, and TT Boy are talking and then the camera cuts to introduce all of the women in the movie. This is done with a cheesy focused music underneath, but for the most part it’s tame. It reminds me of the original movie, and I recall reviewing that one too. You start to forget all of the movies that you review after so many, but if you search on the left of this blog, you’ll find that I’ve talked about the original and even “Car Wash Angels” which is a favorite of mine.

The conversation ends and we are sent to a hot tub room. That’s where J.R. Carrington and Peter North are talking, and that leads to making out. The music here sucks, it’s a surf rock instrumental that is not that great. The set is a sauna with a hot tub in it, and it’s really cheesy. J.R. Carrington is a hot blonde, is shaved, and has extra large breasts, enhanced lips, and kind of reminds me of Carmella from the WWE. She’s tan, has big breasts, and really looks hot. If you’re into blondes, you’ll love her. Peter North gets things rolling by getting hard and then getting oral. Carrington gives good oral here, and then the tables turn and North starts to get into the action, giving Carrington a great deal of pleasure by going down on her. This goes for a few moments before North goes in without a condom. This starts easy enough, while the hot tub keeps going. The two go through a couple of positions and Carrington keeps asking for North to go harder, and eventually he does, and the two have anal at one point. The music is terrible, mind you, and the hot tub keeps roaring. The camera stays in with the action, and Carrington moans a great deal, while still wearing her swimsuit, breasts exposed. After a while, North finishes things off with a money shot into Carrington’s face, and she licks spits, and blows him after the fact. It’s a great finish, and a good start to this adult movie.

The plot moves a little and we see a couple talking, and then we hear from the loud speaker that the school is now a charter school. It’s an interesting sentiment for the most part, to get a plot in. But after the announcement we see Felecia and Kylie Ireland talking. The two start talking about sex, and then they get into the action, as you know it’s going to happen.

Felecia and Kylie Ireland talk about sex, and then they start to kiss. Felicia is a thin, short, brunette with small breasts. Kylie Ireland has enhanced breasts, blonde hair, and is young here. A long way away from where she becomes a milf in the porno world. The two here start slowly, and the music kicks in, before they start to kiss. The music is an acoustic melody, the set is the bunk bed area of the set from the previous film, and they start to kiss and get undressed. The scene doesn’t last too long and it’s honestly just a lot of oral, fingers, and then friction. They are interesting to look at, they get wet, they seem to really get into it, but it’s not nearly as passionate as the first initial sex scene for this movie. That’s not to say that it’s bad, it’s just a bit different. The two look good and if you’re a fan of girl on girl action, this may suffice, but I’ve seen way better.

After the sex we start to look at the hallway of the school and there are two women talking. They start talking about history. I kid you not, it’s a U.S. History lesson. There’s a little sequence where see a blonde playing with herself, then we go to the phones with Joey Silvera and he’s in the middle of a radio contest, and he’s having a bit of trouble talking. There’s a candy striper there, and TT Boy comes through to interrupt at one point. The scene ends and we are taken to where the stewardesses are and they are all dressed up and just kissing a little here and there. Then we are taken to another office. There’s an office where T.T. Boy is talking to some random dude. Then we are taken to a bedroom where a bunch of women are talking, and that’s it. Nothing too crazy.

The camera cuts and there we see T.T. Boy getting blown by Sandi Beach. I don’t think I’ve seen Sandi Beach before, but I have seen plenty of T.T. Boy’s work. Here he is already naked when we join the two. There’s a soft rock tune playing, and we are in the dorm rooms of the school like we were before. Sandi Beach is a blonde with large breasts, and a cute face, with nice curves and a good overall look. She’s attractive, and T.T. Boy gets hard to start. There’s a condom in this one, T.T. Boy puts one on, and Beach gets on top for the ride. She doesn’t take off her bra in this one to start, and we see the two go through a few positions overall. WE do see a little bit of her nipples at one point, and she moans a little until T.T. Boy cums on her face. She has her mouth closed and doesn’t seem to want to get any on her, and it’s obvious the two didn’t have a lot of chemistry for this scene. It works well enough, but you can tell that this was not something that the two were that into.

We get through some sequences and we again see the women talking, and then we are sent to Joey Silvera pulling an alarm. The alarm wakes up all of the girls and they scream and run out of the building naked. Not sure why but it is just a drill. Joey Silvera and T.T. Boy are shown in another room and they are just in scrubs talking about random things. Then we go to the pool and more talking. There’s no major sex or plot just random actresses talking. After some random moments, we are taken to an exam room where Kylie Ireland and Joey Silvera are talking. They are doing some homework together or something, and they just talk about astronomy.

After doing some reviewing of the course materials for school, Joey Silvera and Kylie Ireland get close. Kylie Ireland takes off her top, and Joey Silvera drops to his knees to start giving her oral. Kylie is young here, and almost looks like Jenna Jameson’s sister, while Joey is looking a bit old, but he’s still got the moves. Ireland’s got a runway shaved, and augmented breasts. After going down on Ireland, Silvera gets a turn to have oral and Ireland goes through the motions quite well. Silvera isn’t a huge guy downstairs, but Ireland makes it seem that way with a lot of attention to what she is doing. Silvera puts on a condom and then starts to have sex with Ireland, as she moans a little, we are taken to the penetration point and it’s not great nor is it bad. This condom is thick too, and seems to be rolling up or ribbed or something, it’s weird. The two go through some positions and it’s not bad, it’s just lacking chemistry. After going through doggy style, and then getting through the motions of sex, things seem to be working well enough and Silvera finishes. This is a sterile type of sex scene, and Silvera finishes on Ireland’s butt, and that’s that.

The next parts of the movie shows talking, with different women, and men, as well as Silvera saying congratulations to people, and more. It’s a forced scene, and it’s funny to see this. It’s bad, like really bad. I was laughing hard. Then out of the blue, Nina Hartley claims that it’s time to party, and we are taken to a motel room. In a seedy motel room we see a few women start give one another oral, and then the camera pans out to show that there’s more to this. The ending scene is an orgy scene that features, Hailey Davidson, Kirsty Waay, Nina Hartley, Peter North, and T.T. Boy. This scene goes for quite a bit, and it’s mainly the two getting into the action while other use dildos, and it’s just your average sex scene. There’s some moaning, there’s some sex, but it’s just a little sterile at times. Sure, there’s no condoms, and it’s a fun little romp, but it’s just average at best. It’s almost like they were just phoning it in for the most part. There’s too much going on for the scene’s own good, and the rockabilly soundtrack doesn’t help at all. Nina Hartley blowing Peter North is interesting, but her technique seems a bit lame. At the one hour and 23 minute mark, we see money shots on both sides of a bed, and the camera focuses on Hartley, and then she blows North after he cums, which is the best part of this scene. T.T. Boy is getting blown but North gets the best one here.

The scene cuts and we are taken to Joey Silvera talking to a set of bones. Then we end the movie and the credits roll. Not exactly a great one, but then again what sequel is great in porno? Not this one that’s for sure.

I give “More Sorority Stewardesses” a 2 out of 5.

There’s nothing that saves this movie for me. Well, the Peter North scene with Carrington was good. But other than that, this wasn’t that great. It was a standard porno with the guys phoning it in, and Holliday’s unique visual style. Other than that, it’s not grand. I’d recommend it if you’re a fan of the series and you’re a big fan of Jim Holliday, but other than that, I’d skip it.

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Pickup Lines 3 (1996) Review

Pickup Lines 3 (1996) Poster

We are staying in the 1990s for a gonzo production because it is next in our line up of movies to review. This time around we are going to be looking at a movie that was directed by Tom Stone, and features a lot of performers doing what you would expect from a porno. The distributer here is Odyssey, and the studio was Silverstone. The stars of this movie include Marine Cartier, Peter North, Lana Sands, Steve Drake, Demi Fairbanks, Jill Kelly, Vince Vouyer, Tony Martino, Michael J. Cox, Sean Rider, Lori Michaels, Tracy Love, and Ed Powers. While I don’t like gonzo porno movies, it’s still part of the industry, so we’ll have to review them sometime. These are established stars and we are venturing to 1996 for the movie, “Pickup Lines 3”.

The opening says that this is an Ed Powers presentation. Ed Powers is like a gate keeper for porno, and he was able to get on screen with a lot of women before they became huge stars. He’s a skinny guy with facial hair, a pony tail, and just a hairy body. This movie starts with him talking to the camera. He says that we are about to watch the third installment from the series, and he says that he will be in the bed with women. After we hear from Ed Powers we get into the credits and it shows all of the actors names that are in this movie alongside some “Myst” type of music.

The opening scene features a couple of girls on a boat, and some decent cinematography for the time. We see a guy jet skiing, and I can’t make out who it is, but he falls into the water. From there we are taken to a bathroom that is quite large. It shows Peter North showering. A woman shows up and it’s Marine Cartier, and she disrobes and joins him. Some jazzy music starts and the two stand in the shower together, and it’s not bad. Marine Cartier is a brunette with a fit body, and bikini tan line. She has a thin frame, small breasts, and a toned overall look, with a cute face.

Marin Cartier and Peter North start to make out in the shower, and we begin the sex. This is a very unique shower, and it’s very large. The two make out like they are old lovers, and it’s actually not a bad starting point. They seem to be very interested in one another, and for once, I was starting to get distracted a little. After some making out, we see Peter North giving oral to Cartier, before turning things around and getting on her knees for oral. She has a small mouth, and it shows, making North look huge because of it. The music is louder than the moaning here, but it’s still sensual. Cartier has a landing strip, and after some bathroom foreplay, the two move to the bedroom, and they start to engage in sex, with a condom. There isn’t much to this, there’s barely any switching of positions. The music is louder than the sounds of Cartier, and while North does well here, you can barely here Cartier moaning, which she is certainly doing. After some time in doggy style, Cartier catches a Peter North facial and that ends this scene. The facial is ok, and it’s actually a little boring. Not the best facial, Marin Cartier spits it all out and looks disturbed in receiving, even though she licks a little after the fact.

The music continues, but the scene ends. We are taken outdoors where Steve Drake and Lana Sands are enjoying a boat ride. The two enjoy the sun, until they stop to kiss and start the next sequence.

Steve Drake and Lana Sands start to kiss, and Sands starts to suck on Drake’s finger to signal the start of sex. Lana Sands is a skinny Asian looking woman, with small breasts, slightly shaved pubic region, and a look like she’s from Thailand of the Philippines. Steve Drake is a mainstay in porn, and at this point has been in the business for a long time. The sex is simple, starting with fingering, oral, and the music that is just looping at this point. You can kind of hear moaning, but it’s muted by the sounds of the music, which is a bad move if you ask me. We get oral from both partners here, and the camera doesn’t shy away from the sex. There’s no condom in this one, and while the scene is adequate, it’s lacking in passion, and sound. You don’t hear Sands very much, and you see Drake hasn’t shaved at all, so he looks like your average joe. The sex is fine, but not that great, and after a few positions, Drake delivers a facial and that’s it. This is a substandard sex scene compared to the opener, that’s for sure.

We move to another scene and it’s Peter North and his girlfriend at a random house. They invite Steve Drake and Lana Sands to come in and watch a porno. The television shows a couple of women outdoors, with the sunlight directly on them, and they are simply kissing.

The next sex scene features Demi Fairbanks, Jill Kelly, and Vince Vouyer. The music again keeps going, and it’s a jazzy beat with bongos, and an island motif. Jill Kelly of course is a tanned, large breasted blonde that is a staple in 1990s porno. Demi Faribanks is a brunette with a landing strip, tanned body, curves, and large breasts. Vince Vouyer doesn’t immediately enter the scene, he waits for things to work through with the women. The women go with oral to start, while Fairbanks wears sunglasses and has wet, short hair. Vince Vouyer starts with giving the women oral, one by one, then he gets the women to blow him, and they are still outdoors. Vouyer brings a truck into the picture so they go into the back of it, and start to work through the sex. No condom here, and just straight sex with a couple of positions, a little bit of moaning, and then the money shot which lands on both Fairbanks and Kelly. This is not the best Jill Kelly scene, mind you, even though she looks great here. Both Fairbanks and Kelly look uninterested at times, and Vouyer just is in work mode, and well, good for him, that lucky devil.

Up next we are taken to a dock that looks like Marina Del Rey. There a young woman talks to a random dude about his boat and he invites her to his place. She obliges, and we are taken to a condo or apartment near Marina Del Rey.

The two start to makeout, and get to a bedroom, a set that looks like your average 1990s apartment. Frankie Layne and Tony Martino are the two actors here, and they both are tanned, and hard bodies. Frankie Layne is an older blonde, and it shows, with a thin frame, and small breasts. Tony Martino is a tanned dude with nothing that makes him special except getting it up when it matters. Layne’s rib cage shows here, she’s that thin, and while this scene isn’t terrible, the music takes you away from it all. The sex is normal to say the least, nothing too crazy, a few positions here and there, some ok lighting, but a lack of budget plagues this one. The music again drowns out the moans that you’re going to hear from Layne, and while the two have a little chemistry you can tell that Martino is in “work mode” and so the two just don’t gel that well. After a while with normal sex, there is a point where you get anal. A closeup reveals no condom, and a landing strip, with Layne taking it all in from Martino. After some anal, we go in for the money shot, and Martino lands cum on Layne’s face, and the music finally stops. The soundtrack is very annoying for this movie, and I’d rather hear the moaning to be honest.

After the scene is over we see a woman cleaning a pool. She walks over to a couple of guys waiting for her, and they start making out. This scene features Casey, Michael J. Cox, and Sean Rider. Casey is a very young girl here, with brunette hair, and an average body. The two guys are nothing special, and the lighting is miserable here. It’s an outdoor scene and it starts with a great deal of kissing. Casey looks uncomfortable, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this is one of her first porno scenes. The two guys know what they are doing, and try to go slow here, with the music coming through quietly and taking over the cinemascope of the scene. Casey gets on her knees and starts giving oral, and we still have this awful music that is just like listening to wind chimes. Casey keeps looking at the camera, you don’t hear her moan, she is just a vessel at this point. It’s this type of porno (gonzo) that turns people into meat, and well, it’s just there, this is just a sex scene. Both guys look bored, Casey is doing her thing, but the guys are bored and it’s hilarious to see. There is no passion here, there’s no double penetration, and the scene ends with the guys throwing Casey into a pool. That’s it. What a terrible sequence.

Up next we see Lori Michaels in a convertible. It’s an expensive one too. She pulls over to pick up a hitchhiker, and it’s Vince Vouyer. She asks if Vince has a big penis, and then invites him to get into the car. She then lets him drive the car, and that’s it. We go back to her place, and the two start to make out.

This next sex scene features one of my favorite actresses, Lori Michaels. Lori Michaels starts to blow Vince Vouyer and the music here takes over, again making it a crappy scene, but with Lori Michaels, I’m all in. Lori Michaels is a thin, older looking brunette, and reminds me of someone I know. She has small hands, and a small mouth, and she looks passionately at Vince Vouyer as she takes it all in. There’s a bit of passion here, and something that is missing from the rest of the scenes. The set here is a random bedroom, with a red comforter, white walls, and nothing special to it. The two get on a bed and start having sex. Vince Vouyer puts on a condom, but through the sequence he holds his penis hard, and it looks as though he’s used a penis pump and wants to maintain his erection here. I’m not sure what’s going on, and at one point it looks like Lori wants him to go in deeper. She keeps checking to see if his condom is on, which is an odd thing to see, and while she does relax a little, the sex is normal, and nothing to really write home about. The two go through multiple positions, and eventually Vouyer can’t hold it in so he slips out and cums on Lori Michael’s face, and that’s the end. She blows him at the end and lets him cum, and then just takes it all in. Lori Michaels is one of my all time favorite porno actresses, so while this scene lacks a little gusto, it’s still worth watching, at least for me, and well I liked it.

After this scene is over, we are taken back to the Peter North apartment, and we see the women getting hot. They want to have sex, and well, the women exchange partners from earlier.

On a red comforter, we see Lana Sands, Marine Cartier, Peter North, and Steve Drake start to make out for a four way sex scene. The scene starts with the men giving oral to the women, and we hear a soundtrack of techno music start. This time it’s a little more quiet than the other scenes, and we get up close and personal with the oral. The lighting here is great, and the women are hot. Lana Sands giving Peter North a blow job is a premier element of this scene, and definitely a standout amidst this one. Marine Cartier is beautiful here, and is in a nice dress, and while I’m not a big fan of Steve Drake, she makes this one look great. There are no condoms here, and the majority of the sex is taken to a backseat because the director focuses on a wider lens. There’s a lot of oral, here, and not nearly as much asex, although there’s some insertion here and there. Cartier looks bored at one point, and while her and Sands create a good chemistry, the guys seem confused as to what they are doing at times. After some back and forth, position and partner changes, we get a money shot, and that’s it. Kind of a lackluster scene. The best part is definitely the starting point where Lana Sands is blowing Peter North, and she does well throughout, blowing him at the 1 hour 58 minute mark again and showing off her skills. It looks like Drake gets the money shot here, and while it’s adequate, it’s not as good as what Peter North can do, and well, that’s fine. This scene is not great, and the music once again muted the moaning. Peter North eventually gets a turn for the money shot, but the director doesn’t seem to show him that much, and he says, “Steve, I got your wife in the eye”.

The scene ends, and we are taken to a leopard print comforter. It’s here that Tracy Love is in a small sweater, and is talking to Ed Powers. She has no underwear, and Powers talks to her, interviewing her for this. Thracy Love is a cute girl, she has chubby cheeks, big red lips, colorful eyes, dirty blonde hair, and a thin frame with medium size breasts. She’s not that hot, honestly, but she must be new here.

After the initial interview with Ed Powers, Tracy Love starts to massage Powers. Ed Powers and Tracy Love engage in a little oral before starting to get into the sex. After the oral, Ed Powers gets into doggy without a condom. He’s not a huge guy, and he’s quite hairy. Tracy Powers is cute, and takes Powers deep. This scene has her moaning louder than the music, which is always interesting to hear, and it’s not a bad scene if you like gonzo, and amateur production. This stands out, as Powers at one point sticks 3 fingers in Love’s anus then goes for anal. During anal, Love really starts to moan, and while this is a dirty sex scene, it is true to life what goes on in the many different bedrooms of America and around the world. This is kind of like the bottom run of porno mind you, not really offensive, but not sexy at all. Two people that are not sexy having sex, and probably having more fun than you are. After a great deal of anal, Powers cums, and that’s the end. Love is a bit disturbed, and doesn’t seem to be having that much fun, looking at the camera, and trying to play up the ending, and that’s it. Powers is a lucky son of a gun, that’s for sure.

The scene ends and that’s it. Tracy Love really wants to be a part of the porn world, and isn’t satisfied here. You can tell. She’s attractive at the end, but overall, she’s just another actress that I’m sure will be forgotten.

I give “Pick Up Lines 3” a 2 out of 5.

Despite my appreciation for Lori Michaels, there’s nothing that can save me from giving this a higher rating. The music was too loud, the moaning wasn’t loud enough, and there was just something lacking in the movie. I liked it enough, and the opening and ending scene really got my attention, so for that, it gets a 2 out of 5. I do like the collective actors in this one, but unless you’re collecting the Pickup Lines series, I’m not sure that you’re going to want to buy this one. Maybe stream it.

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Indigo Delta (1997) Review

Indigo Delta (1997) Poster

After going modern, we are going back to 1997 for a movie that was produced by the big wigs of porn, Wicked Pictures. Wicked is a rival of Vivid and they are a large studio with a lot of money for their productions. With the release of “Indigo Delta” in 1997, the company would garner some serious attention from the AVN Awards and others. This was listed as one of the best movies of the year, and there was a lot of praise given to the actors and director for this one. This was directed by Jonathan Morgan, and of course it was distributed by Wicked Pictures. The movie stars Serenity, Tony Tedeschi, Alyssa Love, Jonathan Morgan, Melissa Hill, J.J. Michaels, Steve Hatcher, Tom Byron, Brooke, Holly Body, Katie Gold, Kay London, Kimi Gee, Liza Harper, Rick Masters, and Stephanie Swift.

The movie opens up with some soft serene music while Serenity is running through some grassy areas. She runs through in a robe and finds Tony Tedeschi is diving off a cliff into a swimming pool. After he gets out of the pool he starts to kiss Serenity and the first sex scene starts.

Serenity gets oral from Tony Tedeschi to start the sex scenes in this movie. Serenity is a blonde haired, girl next door type, but here she has large breasts, a thin frame, and a bit different makeup than the last time I saw her. There’s an artistic bend to this whole starting scene and it’s soft in the way that it is lit, outdoors, and features focused appeal that is more of an arthouse type of scene than anything else. Yes, it’s hardcore, and yes you see everything, and it’s a fascinating introduction, but it’s truly just something that is erotic in nature and not something that is extreme at any level. It’s soft, it’s sensual, and it’s a bit boring. You hear no sounds of sex, no sounds of anything really, and then after the money shot you get a screen graphic that shows you that this was all a scene from an erotic book.

The scene ends and we are sent to a book signing. A woman runs in and asks for an autograph from the author, in this case, Serenity. The woman rambles on at her, and Serenity is just signing books when Melissa Hill shows up and wants to talk to Serenity for a second. Serenity wants to get out, and takes a 5 minute break. The set here is a small book store set, and we see Melissa Hill and Serenity talking about how writing has garnered a great deal of money for Serenity. Serenity looks like Elliot from Scrubs, and Melissa Hill has a long face, tall body, skinny frame, and red hair. The two argue about the future.

The next scene shows Serenity driving into a cheap motel. This is one of those no-tell motels off of Sunset and I would know them as I saw an escort in one once. Serenity goes into the hotel room and that’s it. She goes inside and then just goes to sleep. But in her dream, she imagines some sex, as this is a porno, right? Well, Serenity is shown asleep, and we go into her dreams.

We see a young Alyssa Love and Jonathan Morgan together. They start to kiss, and Love moans a little. Alyssa Love and Jonathan Morgan start to have sex. This is a sex scene that doesn’t last long, but is an interesting one. Morgan isn’t playing up the Ed Wood thing like he did in another film I reviewed. Here is having sex with Alyssa Love. She is a blonde with medium sized breasts, and a girl next door look. She has a runway shaved, and the two don’t use condoms. She moans a great deal at several points and the two seem to have a bit of chemistry together. The scene is in a book store set, and it’s not half bad. It works on a love of levels as the two have sex on a table, on a chair, and Love is genuinely wet. After some time, Morgan goes in for anal, and enters slowly before going harder, and Love starts to moan a bit more. After a few minutes of anal, Morgan can’t hold on and cums on Alyssa Love’s face, and that’s it. The music here sucks, the lighting was ok, but the overall scene was nice, sensual, and slow. You also see Alyssa Love’s large tongue piercing, which is interesting to say the least. This film ends and it’s not half bad. After Morgan has sex, he strangles Love with her own collar.

Serenity wakes up, and is in distress. We move to Serenity walking into a prison area, and here we see a punk rock Tom Byron. Tom Byron is behind the glass that resembles Hannibal Lecter. Byron does a great performance here, and it’s awesome. Give this guy an award for the way that he acts for this one, and while Serenity works well, but it’s all Byron in this scene. He does a great job of playing a psycho, with blonde hair, and smoking a cigarette. Incredible performance from Byron, elevating this a few notches.

After Byron talks to Serenity’s character talks to Byron she calls Melissa Hill’s character. They stay on the phone for a few minutes before Hill finds a couple of guys at her home and starts making out with them.

Our next sex scene starts with J.J. Michaels, Steve Hatcher, and Melissa Hill. Melissa Hill is a tall, thin, redhead that first attracted me in another movie. In this one she’s more pale, and has a little less makeup. I noticed that J.J. Michaels is in this scene, and he was featured in a couple of documentaries and a book called “The Call of the Weird”, if you want to look that up. Hatcher is another guy that I’ve seen recently, and he was enjoying some good times with Stacy Valentine a few movies ago on this blog. After the trio start taking off their clothes, Melissa Hill goes down for a blow job on Steve Hatcher while J.J. Michaels tries to get hard. I hate when you see actors struggling to get hard on camera, but Michaels seems to make up for it as Hill starts to ride Hatcher. The trio go through a few positions, and it’s not half bad, but it’s not hardcore sex as they are doing it on a concrete staircase. There’s no DP here, and while Melissa Hill does well on her back, it appears that she’s also not into this one until the end where both men cum on her, and that’s the end. This is a workable sex scene, but it looks uncomfortable, and J.J. Michaels appears to be nervous a bit, and well it works, but it’s not that grand. It is definitely less than adequate compared to the previous sex scene. The music isn’t half bad though.

We move along and we are taken to a scene where Serenity is talking to Tom Byron again. He’s behind glass, and he’s doing the psycho role. He’s good here. He makes the movie well worth checking out, mind you. The two go through an interview and Byron talks about how he’s an artist, not a psycho, and there’s a level to this that is quite compelling.

After the interview, Serenity goes back to her motel room and goes to sleep. In her dreams, however, she goes behind the glass, and gets started with Tom Byron.

Tom Byron and Serenity start to make out in a jail cell, with Byron giving Serenity oral first. She then goes down on him for a while before he puts on a condom. Previously in this movie, there were no condoms, mind you. The sex here is somewhat good, featuring a bit of relaxed entry points and some moaning while there’s a menacing soundtrack. Byron is shaved, serenity is shaved, and it’s not a bad little scene. They go through a few positions but it’s mostly traditional in terms of sex. From doggy style to reverse cowgirl, to cowgirl, to a few other standards, and it’s nothing too extreme. After some movement here and there, Byron eventually cums on Serenity’s chest, and that’s the end. It’s a good scene, and Byron looks like a stud here. Kudos to the directors and the set designers as well as this makes Serenity looks amazing. The scene ends with Byron picking up a knife and Serenity waking up from her dream.

After the dream sequence we are taken to a large room with carpeting and couches. Here you see all of the actors engaging in small talk before they start to kiss and rub up against each other. For this scene we are getting Brooke, Holly Body, Katie Gold, Kay London, Kimi Gee, Liza Harper, Serenity, Jonathan Morgan, Rick Masters, Steve Hatcher, and Tom Byron. Not a bad list of performers at all, and while the camera cycles through to see everyone, you can see some standouts. No matter what type of woman you like, they are all here, and no matter what type of sex you like, you’re going to enjoy this one as there are no condoms, there’s free love, and it’s just a matter of going back and forth with the sex. It’s a long scene that is well lit, has a lot of moaning, a lot of sexy views and just a great overall look and feel for the movie, although not necessarily part of the larger plot, which is a writer doing research. Wait, maybe this is her research? There’s double penetration in this one so if you’re a fan of that, you’ll no doubt love to see it go down. At the one hour mark it seems to be the main focal point for the director as he closes in on double penetration, and doesn’t stay away for a while. This scene is not half bad, and it’s fun to see.

The scene ends, and we are taken to Serenity talking to her boyfriend on the phone. She claims that she doesn’t want to get married with the dude she has because he wants an elaborate thing and she doesn’t. She slams the phone on him, and then hears a knock from house keeping. The woman that comes in to clean the room is none other than Stephanie Swift, one of my crushes.

After a few minutes, Stephanie Swift and Serenity begin a scene where they start to kiss. You get a little bit of POV with Serenity giving directions to Swift, and then going forward with what will be a lesbian sex scene. This is a mediocre final scene, and it shows Stephanie Swift and Serenity engaging in some sex, but mostly Stephanie Swift using a dildo and her fingers while Serenity films. It’s a genuine sexual experience, and Swift does cum on her own. The set here is a ratty motel, the music is soft, and it’s mostly Serenity giving directions, and doing so with gusto. Swift plays to the camera and it’s not half bad to see her play with herself. Stephanie Swift is thin, has black hair, and small breasts. She looks like the girl next door and was one of my first crushes in the world of porno.

The scene sort of ends, and we see a man come through and he watches the video of Swift and Serenity having sex. Serenity then comes in with a knife and takes him out! She also kills Swift, and it’s all on tape. The scene ends and we see Serenity at a book signing again, and she’s got a longer line this time. We then see Tom Byron talking and discussing killing etc. The movie ends with Serenity and Melissa Hill discussing the popularity of the new book that has been written, and how raw it is.

I give “Indigo Delta” a 4 out of 5.

While Tom Byron makes this one a great movie to see, his scenes steal the show for everything else. That includes the sex mind you. The sex is good, but it’s Tom Byron and Serenity that are the real great ones here, the rest is just filler. Aside from their performance, I wouldn’t recommend this one. However, it did win some awards and for that it may be worth buying and seeing.

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