Mrs. Behavin (2005) Review

Mrs. Behavin (2005) Poster 

We are back to our normal tricks, watching porn and reviewing it for all 2 of you. I had to take a break because I was working on a lot of other things, but I’m back. This starting point is going to be another movie that features a favorite of mine, Janine. Janine, Jelena Jensen, Mandingo, Jean-Claude Batiste, Erik Everhard, Sophia Santi, Scott Nails, and Brooke Haven are all in this movie. The movie that we will be trying to take into consideration, is that of “Mrs. Behavin”, which is touted as being the first major interracial movie that Janine was in, without a condom. She had changed up her career path in the 2000s. Now, There were moments where I saw a condom, so I don’t know, maybe that moniker was just here and there? I don’t know. I can tell you this much, this movie is going to cause a lot of people to hate porn, and I’ll get into why in a moment. The movie was directed by Celeste, and was distributed by Digital Playground. I don’t hear a lot of talk about this one, but hey, that’s just what happens. Let’s get into the movie that is quite different than any other porno I’ve ever seen ever.

The movie starts with action right away, you get some credits and then you are thrown into the action. It’s hardcore, but it has a soft, artsy feel, and there’s a rhythm and blues song playing, as the actors start to get into the action. Janine, Jean-Claude Batiste, and Mandingo start to kiss, and give Janine oral, picking her up in a kitchen and disrobing. The music is horrendous. This is a slow moving sex scene, and eventually ends with Janine getting a couple of facials and that’s it. The song is horrendous, and it lasts too long. Celeste’s direction is nice here, but I’d much rather hear the audio than the music track that covers everything. You don’t hear ANYTHING, mind you, you just have the soundtrack, and the visuals of hardcore. It’s a terrible thing to do with a porno.

The movie switches to a random hardwood floor in a home. It’s Jelena Jensen and she’s playing with underwear, and there’s some acoustic music going on. She starts to play with herself, and then starts to just look at the camera seductively. This is an art piece, and it’s really not that grand. Jelena Jensen is a big breasted brunette, with red lipstick, and reminds me of an escort I once saw in Vegas. She’s pretty, don’t get me wrong, but there’s no sound other than the music, and she just kind of looks at you longingly while she plays with herself a little. This is like watching the old Playboy channel.

The music and scene shifts and we are taken to a white couch in a living room somewhere. It’s here that Sara Stone and Nick Jacobs start to get busy. It looks like a college couple or a couple of high school seniors are going to have sex. Sara Stone is a big breasted, light skinned, thin brunette. Jacobs is an alpha male looking dude with a large penis, and well, has no charisma. There’s acoustic blues music that plays over the whole thing, and you don’t get to hear any of the audio. The camera is ok, but the overall process of the sex seems a bit slowed down, and well, it’s ok at best. The couple goes through the motions, multiple positions, lots of back and forth, but since you can’t hear the moans or the groans, it’s just slow motion sex, and it’s really not that entertaining, if you ask me.

Moving forward, we see a frat house set where Janine is trying to get with one of the guys, and she finally gets him. Janine and Erik Everhard start to make out on a couch, and then start to have sex. Another acoustic slow song starts, and we are treated to slow motion sex with these two. There’s multiple positions, mind you, and for the most part there’s a sexiness to it, as Janine is always hot, but it’s not as good because you can’t hear the sounds at all. You can’t hear her moaning, you can only see the movement, and it’s kind of boring.

Up next we see Sophia Santi playing with herself to some smooth jazz. She’s on a staircase, she’s brunette, has long hair, black pumps, and a thin frame. She’s good looking, she doesn’t watch the camera, and the jazz keeps playing through. She plays with herself and that’s it.

The movie moves along and we are taken to a scene where a busty blonde is doing a striptease to a country western tune, and she is slowly going forward with making Scott Nails watch. It’s not a great scene, and it’s just another slow motion artsy sequence that will no doubt lead to sex. Scott Nails and Brooke Haven start to have sex on a brown couch and it’s ok at best. The two are symbiotic in their sex, and it’s nice to see. Haven has large breasts, blonde hair, red lipstick, and is completely shaved. Nails is just there like a toy, and it’s not a terrible scene, but the slow motion and the song just ruins it for me. Again, you cannot hear what’s going on at all.

We move along and see Janine and Scott Nails next. An alternative country son is playing, and Janine is wearing a short black dress. Scott Nails and Janine start to make out in a bedroom, and then she starts to undress. The two slowly start to caress, before Janine gives him oral, and things start to progress swiftly. Nails doesn’t wear a condom for this scene, but again, you cannot hear the sounds at all, and the artsy camera angles and the music takeover. If you were expecting to see anything traditional, this is the wrong movie for you. Not even this ender has something worth while. The sex is fine, slow, and steady, and eventually Janine gets cummed on and that’s it.

I give “Mrs. Behavin” a 2 out of 5.

This may be one of the worst porno movies I’ve ever seen because it doesn’t have the sound of the women moaning, and it’s all artsy. I don’t mind artsy, but I didn’t expect this at all, and it is just not for me. Maybe someone else out there is going to love Janine but I can’t in this movie.

You can buy “Mrs. Behavin”, or stream it by clicking here, and see if it’s worth your time. It’s hardcore, it has Janine having sex without a condom, and it has an interracial duo at the beginning, and well it’s not a bad looking flick, just not for me.

The Time Machine (1996) Review

The Time Machine (1996) Cover 

Ok, so it takes a little while to keep coming back to this, but hey, I’m here and we are going to be discussing a high budget movie for a change. This time around, let’s focus on a movie that came out in 1996. This is a movie that was directed by Jace Rocker, and was distributed by Wicked Pictures. The movie was shot on film, has a lot of props, and different actors that were great for the time. The movie stars Serenity, Jonathan Morgan, Ruby, Alex Sanders, Mitchell Grant, Tatiana, Peter north, Colt Steel, Sindee Coxx, Davia Ardell, and Tracy Love. The title of this movie, from 1996 is, “The Time Machine”.

The movie starts with Jonathan Morgan and Serenity walking around a mansion. Morgan’s grandfather have left him an interesting home, and the two start walking around the home to figure out what is going on from the past. They end up going through an old lab, and that’s where Morgan finds a letter. He reads the letter out loud as he walks around Serenity, and the two start talking about time travel according to Einstein. The two are great actors here, and I’ve always said that Morgan has been good in the movies that I’ve seen him in. The two start to look for the machine’s components and how to use it, then they uncover it. It’s not too unlike the H.G. Wells version, mind you. There’s a lot of attention o details on the set here, the sound design, the acting, the script, and the introduction. To the point that Morgan doesn’t have sex with Serenity right away. The build up of this movie features a lot of build up, and Morgan reads the letter, and discovers the machine and more. After Morgan reads that he has been given 1 million dollars in gold, Serenity perks up and, and says that there’s something that makes her quite horny about money, and so the two begin to undress.

Serenity and Jonathan Morgan start to undress, and Serenity goes for a blow job right away. Serenity has a girl next door look to her, with dirty brownish blonde hair, and perky, young breasts. Morgan looks like your average joe, a teacher even, and the two start things off with making out, before Serenity gets on her knees to give a blow job. The camera follows them nicely, and there’s a soft jazz tune that plays, with a minor bass tune. The camera blocks things as if this were made for cable, but eventually you get hardcore, because you know, that’s what I review on this site. Serenity blows Morgan until he cums, and he’s not that large, and doesn’t have a lot of semen, so if you were expecting a large cum shot, you didn’t get it here. However, Serenity’s skills does well enough to get him to cum, so if you’re a fan of just pure blow job scenes, then you’ll appreciate Serenity’s dedication. Although, Morgan doesn’t seem to get quite hard for a while, so maybe that’s why the scene gets cut short.

During the blow job, something gets kicked on, and the two end up going through time, as Morgan can’t figure out what is going on. There’s a bit of B-footage playing, and you get a mix of different b-level backgrounds as the two end up going to a wild west area. The two figure out that they are in 1882. They just sit there and argue, and discuss how they are going to get back to their own time, while Serenity gives Morgan some guff for getting them lost.

The movie progresses, and we see a wardrobe change for the two, playing up the wild west theme. The two get involved with a couple of outlaws, before running off to try and protect themselves from getting hurt. Meanwhile, we are introduced to Ruby, Alex Sanders and Mitchell Grant in a saloon that turns into a sex scene. Ruby here looks like a prostitute from the old west, while the guys wear western garb. The saloon set is good, with wooden floors, and a lot of background elements that make you get into the scenario quite well. There’s a tune that plays behind the action, and it’s not half bad, with Ruby getting naked first, and on her knees, blowing both Sanders and Grant immediately. The two waste no time getting hard, and while they aren’t huge, Ruby does a great deal of work to get them excited. There are no condoms here, and Ruby yells a great deal, cums, and is really loud at the 30 minute mark, which made it difficult for me to continue my review. The two take turns having sex with Ruby, although the scene isn’t that long. By the 30 minute mark, however, Ruby cums hard, and one of the actors cums a great deal on her pubic region, and rubs it all in, making for an interesting ending.

After this scene we are taken to a tent, and inside is Peter North wearing Native American garb, and a woman is with him. The woman is named Tatiana, and North is supposed to be a Native American here. Tatiana gets on her knees and starts to blow Peter North, with an instrumental tune in the background, and it’s very much supposed to resemble Native Americans having sex, although Peter North is circumcised, so there ya go. Tatiana is a Latin looking woman with black hair, and large breasts, with a great deal of curves. The two go through the motions of sex well enough, and North just lets her pound against him in doggy style to start things off. It’s not a great scene, but if you’re a fan of Peter North, then you’ll know his style, and it’s not always passionate, as much as it is adequate for the cameras. At the 38 minute mark, however, North really starts to push things, and gets Tatiana to scream a bit. She looks a little like Brie or Nikki Bella to be honest, so if you know who they are, then you may like the scene. Things go into anal towards the end of the scene, with a full focus on reverse doggy style, and after a few minutes, you get another classic Peter North cum blast, and if you’re a fan of those, then you’ll know what to expect as he unleashes all over Tatiana’s face and chest.

After the scene, we see Jonathan Morgan talking to Peter North, and if you’re someone that is upset with racism or cultural appropriation, then you’ll hate what you see here. It’s somewhat racial in nature, but it’s a porno as well. Morgan is funny, and he’s great at using the strict, with North doing some straight man gimmickry. Morgan is great though. He gets Serenity and then takes off the western wear, and then gets on the time machine and gets sent to the Roman Empire.

In Rome, we see the Time Machine land with Morgan and Serenity. They think it’s 1996, but it’s not, it’s 196, and the two start to argue again. The two put on Roman gear, and say that they want to go back to Egypt. Things go sour but one of the Roman soldiers that finds them starts to talk to Serenity long enough to get her to go back to his home, mainly a bedroom.

Serenity starts to unrobe, and is in the presence of Colt Steel, which looks cut, and has a beard. He has long hair, and looks every bit the part that you’d expect a Roman soldier to be. He’s ripped, he has a somewhat large penis, and Serenity blows him immediately. What really breaks the mood here is that Steel wears a condom, so you know that attention to the details gets thrown out the window. Aside from that, however, the set here is a candle lit area, with roman style drapes, carpeting and more. Throughout that, Serenity starts to ride starting with cowgirl, and moans a great deal to begin. This is not a passionate love making session mind you, it’s fast paced, and gets to the meat of things quickly, with Serenity really getting pounded. The Roman Soldier goes through various positions with Serenity, and it’s a sexy scene, that is fast, and eventually garners cum on the back of Serenity. This is not the best scene in the world, but if you’re a fan of Serenity, then you’ll like how it turns out, with her in multiple positions, moaning and cumming.

After this, Morgan and Serenity get back to the time machine and they go into the future. The future is where they end up as an experiment, mainly Serenity on a slab talking to an alien. Then comes in a woman played by Sindee Coxx and they start to make out. Sindee Coxx and Serenity go through a lesbian sex scene. The backdrop here is a futuristic space medical lab, and it’s a good set. Coxx is a tall, blonde haired, somewhat skinny woman, and looks very much California, if you know what I mean. Serenity and her work together well, with moaning, oral, fingers, and more. The majority of the scene is spent with oral and fingers that’s for sure, and they seem to get into it, which is always nice to see with lesbian sex scenes.

The movie then shows off Jonathan Morgan and he’s in the caveman times. He ends up talking to Davia Ardell, and Tracy Love. These are two very thin, very small women. They make a few jokes and then Morgan is asked to get on a bed for them. They rip off his clothes and then he gets hard, and the two end up having sex with him. Davia Ardell, Tracy Love, and Jonathan Morgan start to have sex, and it’s a stone age setting, with some good lighting. Love and Ardell are petite women, one with enhanced breasts, but both wearing black hair wigs. They immediately get Morgan hard and start with a dual blow job sequence. This is the most mechanical sex scene, with the women moaning in robotic tones, and Morgan just going through the motions, trying not to cum too fast. Visually, this is ok, but honestly, it’s lackluster performance makes it somewhat boring, and mechanical. Those that have had casual sex and just went through the motions will recognize this first hand, with just boredom. There’s a small cum blast, and he wants to get out of there before a dinosaur gets him.

The scene ends and Morgan wants to go back to his time. He gets back to his time machine and starts to wonder how he can get Serenity back again. At the end, Morgan goes to the future, and rescues Serenity from the aliens, and then flies away, with an explosion that leaves them back at the old mansion, and that’s the end of the movie. A sci-fi twisting porno, with some good acting, good sets, and some mediocre sex here and there. Serenity is hot at times, Morgan’s acting is great, and the effects are good for a porno.

I give “Time Machine” a 4 out of 5.

One bad scene aside, this is a well put together porno, with some good moments, including a few elements that made me want to stop reviewing and do other things, so that’s always a plus. It’s not a great one, but it has a lot going for it, all things considered, so it’s definitely a 4 out of 5 effort.

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